Machinist-Specific Cell Phone Problem

warmstrong1955 · Post by **warmstrong1955** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 10:23 am

SteveHGraham wrote:I'm saving it in case Warmstrong comes over.

I better jump in the picky-up truck and head to Steve's place for a cold one!

Just 3000 miles......

SteveHGraham · Post by **SteveHGraham** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 10:41 am

You'll need a Spanish dictionary.

warmstrong1955 · Post by **warmstrong1955** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 10:56 am

SteveHGraham wrote:You'll need a Spanish dictionary.

I grew up in southern Arizona....got 'er covered!

SteveHGraham · Post by **SteveHGraham** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 11:30 am

Great. You can tell my neighbors I said goodbye when I move north.

warmstrong1955 · Post by **warmstrong1955** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 11:39 am

SteveHGraham wrote:Great. You can tell my neighbors I said goodbye when I move north.

Here is your Spanish lesson, so you can prepare.....

Tell 'em, ADIOS!

SteveHGraham · Post by **SteveHGraham** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 2:43 pm

Showed a house I'm trying to sell today. Guy gets out of the car and says, "Que tal?"

warmstrong1955 · Post by **warmstrong1955** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 2:54 pm

SteveHGraham wrote:Showed a house I'm trying to sell today. Guy gets out of the car and says, "Que tal?"

Proper response: Muy bien!
You could have thrown him a bit, and told him; Muy bien! Que tal frijoles caballo?
(Learned that from my old friend Chuy....quite the welder....and expert teacher at highly fractured Spanish)

spro · Post by **spro** » Sun Jul 02, 2017 9:43 pm

Highly fractured thread. Not complaining about that. When we look back into history, Spain was before the English and these were musket days of armor and swords. Saints no question. Envelopes of time and frankly there was an acceptable language which permutated into the different tribes by the way the language worked. Centuries past we still struggle or are supposed to struggle with Spanish. These Are "romance" dating so far beyond and carried to the far corners of the world.
Recently (within the last 50 years or so) they mock the Spaniard influence but there wouldn't have been a standard language if not for the work from Spain All these monuments, all these names are serious Brothers, Priests and Apostles to remind us that it was worthy.

atunguyd · Post by **atunguyd** » Mon Jul 03, 2017 3:34 pm

So anyone heard about the Spanish magician who said he will make himself disappear on the count of three?

He stands there and calls out
Uno..
Dos..

And he disappeared without a Tres...

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seal killer · Post by **seal killer** » Mon Jul 03, 2017 6:50 pm

atunguyd and All--

Nothing I've written, despite my best efforts, is close to funny. Nothing SteveHGraham has written is close to funny. But that joke that atunguyd wrote IS close to funny. Therefore, I hereby declare it off topic.

--seal killer

SteveHGraham · Post by **SteveHGraham** » Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:27 pm

Okay, how about this: what did the Mexican fireman name his twin boys? Hose A and Hose B. Oh, wait. That only works if you say it out loud.

seal killer · Post by **seal killer** » Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:41 pm

SteveHGraham--

atunguyd still owns the "funny" crown, such that it is.

--seal killer

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