Elf in the shop

SteveM · Post by **SteveM** » Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:20 pm

You've heard of "Elf on the Shelf"?

Here's "Elf in the Shop".

Feel free to add your own pictures.

Steve

Steggy · Post by **Steggy** » Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:23 pm

SteveM wrote:You've heard of "Elf on the Shelf"?

Here's "Elf in the Shop".

Feel free to add your own pictures.

Steve

Not sure which would be more gruesome: getting your head sawed off or drilled out.

spro · Post by **spro** » Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:02 pm

Soft jaws not required.

SteveM · Post by **SteveM** » Mon Dec 11, 2017 7:51 am

spro wrote:Soft jaws not required.

Wasn't sure how to hold him in the lathe. Maybe tie him to the faceplate.

Steve

ctwo · Post by **ctwo** » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:55 am

Do you know what you call Santa's little helpers?

Subordinate Clauses...

tornitore45 · Post by **tornitore45** » Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:26 am

ctwo wrote:Do you know what you call Santa's little helpers?

Subordinate Clauses...

Somebody just read the AARP bulletin.

neanderman · Post by **neanderman** » Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:15 am

Sick. You're all just sick. And I love you all!

wlw-19958 · Post by **wlw-19958** » Tue Dec 12, 2017 1:05 am

Hi There,

Is the Elf related to Mr.Bill?

Good Luck!
-Blue Chips-
Webb

neanderman · Post by **neanderman** » Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:44 am

"Oh, no..."

SteveM · Post by **SteveM** » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:56 am

We had some more "quality time' in the shop yesterday.

Elf wanted to know what "thread count" he was made of.

Steve

NP317 · Post by **NP317** » Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:51 am

Painful looking earplugs...
~RN

ctwo · Post by **ctwo** » Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:33 am

tornitore45 wrote:
ctwo wrote:Do you know what you call Santa's little helpers?

Subordinate Clauses...
Somebody just read the AARP bulletin.

Well, what do you call Santa when he goes on Mrs. Kringle's healthcare plan?

A Dependent Clause...

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